May 2009
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May 31st
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Something Else About Mummies
Unlike zombies, vampires, wolfmen, and even frankensteins, the mummies of our world are a finite natural resource. It takes thousands of years to grow a corpse into a full-fledged mummy, and thanks to assholes like Brendan Fraser, our mummy supplies are rapidly dwindling. According to my estimates, by 2050, mummies will be extinct, and our children will grow up in a world bereft of bandaged,...
May 27th
WatchWatch
samreich: “The Kindle 3,” written by Dan and Patrick, directed by Josh.  Digg it. I’m a particular fan of Josh’s line in this one.
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
Hotlinks FTWolf T-Shirt →
kevincorrigan: Another CH link made the news , this time the Washington Post! One more this week and I get unlimited turbo and better 3-pointer accuracy BECAUSE I’LL BE ON FIRE. First The Nebraska Caper, now this. Kevin’s on a roll.
May 22nd
Accurate Commencement Program →
This was one of those articles that started with this conversation: Me: Hey, I have a vague idea for an article! Streeter: Great, can you have it done tomorrow? Me: Ummmmm… Written in a bit of a hurry, but I still think it turned out pretty good. If you’re not too busy, please toss it a Digg.
May 21st
May 21st
First look at "Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" →
jennifermorris: mattedits: confabulationnation: A 16-second clip shown at Cannes the other day. We are first introduced to Heath Ledger’s character, Tony, and his traveling Imaginarium as he implores passers-by to explore their dreams. Whatever world Terry Gilliam lives in, I want to live there too.
May 19th
May 18th
Tumblarity
My Tumblarity kicks ass. Low numbers are good, right? That’s true for almost everything.
May 18th
WatchWatch
This video raises so, so many questions.
May 18th
Star Trek (Possible Spoiler-y) Question
I loved Star Trek, but something’s still nagging at me. All right, so there’s this beam drill, it’s bad news, but luckily it breaks if you shoot a couple of guns at it. So what were the Earth and Vulcan militaries so busy doing while this thing was blasting a hole through their planet?
May 15th
May 13th
Twitter? →
One year ago I made a Twitter account for a class presentation, and immediately forgot I had ever signed up for the service. Today I stumbled back across it, by complete coincidence. Should I give this Twitter thing a shot? Or should I slay this account where it stands?
May 11th
On Seeing Star Trek
Really, everything works about this movie. It combines action, humor and nostalgia in just the right balance to create two hours of concentrated sci-fi viewing pleasure. Try and see it as soon as possible, in order to maximize the nerd ratio in the audience. Last night there was a man in front of me who applauded at random intervels throughout the movie. Somehow, it wasn’t annoying, just...
May 10th
Nothing Unusual or Noteworthy Happened Last Night. →
Nothing at all.
May 8th
Reviews For The Next Six Indiana Jones Movies →
benjoseph: Another collaboration with my good buddy Owen. Took a turn for the bizarre, but I dig it. This is how I spent my weekend. Please digg it!
May 6th
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May 1st
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