December 2010
15 posts
eightbit:
I’m in Knoxville TN. With nothing to do and an empty flash card. I’m going to make this place look good.
Creighton and I met up and partied as hard as is possible in downtown Knoxville at 11:45 PM on a Sunday night.
There were sidewalks… we walked the shit out of those sidewalks.
There was a holiday inn… Creighton asked the shit out of what their price was for a room...
Children are Monsters
At dinner a while back, a family of three sat down next to Jen and I. We were treated to the following scene:
Int. Restaurant - Evening
A MOTHER, FATHER and TODDLER are served an appetizer platter of six fried dumplings. The child immediately tries to shovel all of them onto its plate.
The mother attempts to select one for herself.
Toddler: Bark (imperative)
Mother: You want all of them?
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dangurewitch:
collegehumor:
Hey late-night Internet addicts, we have a message for you: GO TO SLEEP!
I’m quite proud of this video, and a lot of people worked hard to make it as whimsical-ridiculous as it is. Please watch it. (And then go to sleep.)
One day we will conquer sleep. Until then, we have to deal with it, so please enjoy this video.
blogwell:
collegehumor:
PhotoShop tutorial rap: more filters than a T-Pain album.
They say rap what you know, but Owen and I don’t know how to rap. Luckily we have a lot of awesome friends and coworkers who are very very good at what they do.
This started as a joke on Twitter where Caldwell and I would trade rap lyrics about photoshop tools, and now it is a real live rap video full of...