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collegehumor:

Skyrim Hoarders

New comic on Dorkly! View it on whichever computer you’re not currently playing Skyrim on.

collegehumor:

Skyrim Hoarders

New comic on Dorkly! View it on whichever computer you’re not currently playing Skyrim on.

Source: College Humor

newsweek:

Tweets from kids trying to use Wikipedia for their homework—and failing. SOPA! 
[h/t gangster curator Katie Notopoulos]

Every generation has their casualties of war. Ours just happen to be extra hilarious.

newsweek:

Tweets from kids trying to use Wikipedia for their homework—and failing. SOPA! 

[h/t gangster curator Katie Notopoulos]

Every generation has their casualties of war. Ours just happen to be extra hilarious.

Source: newsweek

collegehumor:

Introducing Dire Consequences - Episode One: 50 Mile Walk

Two men. One game of Rock Paper Scissors. One really long walk home.

This is fantastic, and 100% real. The first ten seconds are the most emotionally tense moments I’ve ever spent watching a comedy video.

Source: College Humor

Rejected Zelda Companions - click through for more!
I wrote this one with Caldwell after our shared frustration with a certain nagging sword lady. Enjoy!

Rejected Zelda Companions - click through for more!

I wrote this one with Caldwell after our shared frustration with a certain nagging sword lady. Enjoy!

Please enjoy the first strike of a brand new comic: Mortal Kombat Mistake 
FINISH IT over on Dorkly!

Please enjoy the first strike of a brand new comic: Mortal Kombat Mistake 

FINISH IT over on Dorkly!

leilacohanmiccio:

This is TONIGHT at 7:30!
Stone Cold Fox, led by the FUCKING INCREDIBLE Shannon O’Neill, has worked our collective ass off on this show and I’m really excited by what we’ve created - the weirdest, most fucked up, funniest Choose Your Own Adventure book come to life on stage. I’d love to see you there tonight, but if you can’t make it, come on out next Friday! Make those reservations!

leilacohanmiccio:

This is TONIGHT at 7:30!

Stone Cold Fox, led by the FUCKING INCREDIBLE Shannon O’Neill, has worked our collective ass off on this show and I’m really excited by what we’ve created - the weirdest, most fucked up, funniest Choose Your Own Adventure book come to life on stage. I’d love to see you there tonight, but if you can’t make it, come on out next Friday! Make those reservations!

(via miketrapp)

Source: leilacohanmiccio

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest dead man alive.

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest dead man alive.

New article on Dorkly! Have you ever wondered Where Skyrim Bugs Come From?

New article on Dorkly! Have you ever wondered Where Skyrim Bugs Come From?

Starting next Friday, our new show goes up at the UCB! It’s called “CRISISTOWN! - A Choose Your Own Adventure Comedy,” and that title, along with this poster I made, tells you pretty much all you need to know. You can make reservations here. 
It is my sincere hope that you come out, have fun, and lead the people of Crisistown to either salvation or total, world-shattering armageddon. Good luck, adventurers. You’re going to need it. 

Starting next Friday, our new show goes up at the UCB! It’s called “CRISISTOWN! - A Choose Your Own Adventure Comedy,” and that title, along with this poster I made, tells you pretty much all you need to know. You can make reservations here

It is my sincere hope that you come out, have fun, and lead the people of Crisistown to either salvation or total, world-shattering armageddon. Good luck, adventurers. You’re going to need it. 

miketrapp:

My Spank, Death Wears Stilettos will be going up the day after tomorrow (Thursday 12/29). Speaking as objectively as I can, the show is good! You should come see it. I’ve been working on this in some form or another for some time now, and it’s cool to see it finally come together. Click the picture to make a reservation.

Mike is one of the hardest working & funniest comedy writers I know. Over the past month, when he was not helping assemble Stone Cold Fox’s next weekend show, or co-authoring the UCB’s Sentimental Irish Christmas celebration & radio hour, he has been putting the finishing touches on this, his very own half-hour of dame kissin’, whiskey sluggin’, crook punchin’ comedy noir. If you’re in town Thursday night, then work them getaway sticks of yours down the UCB theater to catch this show. 

miketrapp:

My Spank, Death Wears Stilettos will be going up the day after tomorrow (Thursday 12/29). Speaking as objectively as I can, the show is good! You should come see it. I’ve been working on this in some form or another for some time now, and it’s cool to see it finally come together. Click the picture to make a reservation.

Mike is one of the hardest working & funniest comedy writers I know. Over the past month, when he was not helping assemble Stone Cold Fox’s next weekend show, or co-authoring the UCB’s Sentimental Irish Christmas celebration & radio hour, he has been putting the finishing touches on this, his very own half-hour of dame kissin’, whiskey sluggin’, crook punchin’ comedy noir. If you’re in town Thursday night, then work them getaway sticks of yours down the UCB theater to catch this show. 

Source: miketrapp