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collegehumor:

Congrats to Sam Reich on being named one of Forbes 30 Under 30!

Congratulations to this cool guy I work with on being named one of the smartest, most successful people under the age of 30! It’s especially impressive since, as anyone who knows him can tell you, Sam literally has no idea about anything. Fun Facts:
1. Sam Reich is frightened of the moon.
2. Sam Reich has asserted, with confidence, that there have only been “five or maybe a dozen” U.S. presidents. I have seen his list. Three of the names are muppets.
3. One time Sam Reich ate so many Lucky Charms marshmallows he had to go to the hospital.
Sam is the best and it’s a privilege to work with him. Way to go, Sam!

collegehumor:

Congrats to Sam Reich on being named one of Forbes 30 Under 30!

Congratulations to this cool guy I work with on being named one of the smartest, most successful people under the age of 30! It’s especially impressive since, as anyone who knows him can tell you, Sam literally has no idea about anything. Fun Facts:

1. Sam Reich is frightened of the moon.

2. Sam Reich has asserted, with confidence, that there have only been “five or maybe a dozen” U.S. presidents. I have seen his list. Three of the names are muppets.

3. One time Sam Reich ate so many Lucky Charms marshmallows he had to go to the hospital.

Sam is the best and it’s a privilege to work with him. Way to go, Sam!

Source: collegehumor

miketrapp:

leilacohanmiccio:

splitsider:

In the first episode of our new web series Hitchin’ a Ride, John Murray from 30 Rock and the UCB Theatre gives SNL writer Chris Kelly a ride from his apartment in Brooklyn to an SNL panel at the Paley Center in Manhattan. Fun times ensue. Check it out!

This gladdens my heart.

Two of my favorite people pretending like they hate each other. Also, BUY A FORD!

Source: splitsider.com

Show Tonight: Neil Casey's Sentimental Irish Christmas

miketrapp:

I wrote this show with D. White and Neil, two of my favorite writers I’ve had the pleasure of working with. I think this show was a lot of fun last year. That’s a 100% success rate. Come out and see it if you’re in town — I think you’ll like it.

I saw this last year and it was fantastic. If you’re in NYC, go check it out!

Source: miketrapp

GPOYsleeping in a goddamned airportW

GPOYsleeping in a goddamned airportW

There's a new Prince of YouTube

Source: alexwatt

collegehumor:

The Skyrim Dilemma [click to keep reading]

You guys haven’t heard enough about Skyrim yet, have you? No? Great! Enjoy this Dorkly comic.

collegehumor:

The Skyrim Dilemma [click to keep reading]

You guys haven’t heard enough about Skyrim yet, have you? No? Great! Enjoy this Dorkly comic.

Source: dorkly.com

blogwell:

The Brothers meet their Fiercest Rivals!
See more Anime Frat Action at Loldwell.com

Guys, I’m pledging Anime Frat this semester. The formal’s tomorrow, I really need to go pick up my mobile suit from the cleaners.

blogwell:

The Brothers meet their Fiercest Rivals!

See more Anime Frat Action at Loldwell.com

Guys, I’m pledging Anime Frat this semester. The formal’s tomorrow, I really need to go pick up my mobile suit from the cleaners.

Source: loldwell.com

In case you missed it: Dorkly Comics Presents: What Miyamoto’s Retirement Will Actually Be Like
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In case you missed it: Dorkly Comics Presents: What Miyamoto’s Retirement Will Actually Be Like

Click to largeify.

blogwell:

collegehumor:

The Internet Justice League
[click to meet the rest of the league]

Please enjoy my popular culture drawings.

Caldwell soft-launches his new comic book series.

blogwell:

collegehumor:

The Internet Justice League

[click to meet the rest of the league]

Please enjoy my popular culture drawings.

Caldwell soft-launches his new comic book series.

Source: College Humor