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thisiswhyyourefat:

The Bacone

A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.

(via flickr)

fantastic.

Edit: I ate lunch and then looked at this picture again. Delight turned to revulsion. Desire became disgust. Somewhere deep within my brain, the cawing of hunger was silenced, and the rational voices in exile raised a vicious clamor against this monstrous thing.
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  Wow, that looks kinda good, actually.
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  this is why you`re fat. - the site makes me hungry - the site makes me crave - the site makes me drool the site is like...
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  cool way to eat breakfast, LOL although the biscuit thing puts me off.
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  breakfast? mmm? gross? p.s. my mind is blown. i love bacon.
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  These might be bad for you, but they’re cute;)
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  Gravy? This should be
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  bad idea. Its kinda cute.
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  This looks like it could be so yummy. Or gross...heart attack inducing.
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