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Posted 3 years ago

I’m not saying you should run out and buy an Xbox Live Gold Membership and a Netflix subscription.

But if you happen to say, already have one and then someone gives you the other for your birthday, then congratulations: you are about to enter a dream world of instant movie gratification.