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Posted 3 years ago

Accurate Commencement Program

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776209

This was one of those articles that started with this conversation:

Me: Hey, I have a vague idea for an article!

Streeter: Great, can you have it done tomorrow?

Me: Ummmmm…

Written in a bit of a hurry, but I still think it turned out pretty good. If you’re not too busy, please toss it a Digg.