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Posted 2 years ago

In the latest Roland Emmerich disaster flick, the threat is much more than just some alien invasion, or giant lizard monster, or scary cold climate change. 2012 just looks like a bunch of FX people decided to string together a hundred different disaster demo reels and one shot of a cgi giraffe into a movie.

Tagline: In 2012… EVERYTHING… WILL BE… VAGUELY… BAD.