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Congrats to Sam Reich on being named one of Forbes 30 Under 30!

Congratulations to this cool guy I work with on being named one of the smartest, most successful people under the age of 30! It’s especially impressive since, as anyone who knows him can tell you, Sam literally has no idea about anything. Fun Facts:

1. Sam Reich is frightened of the moon.

2. Sam Reich has asserted, with confidence, that there have only been “five or maybe a dozen” U.S. presidents. I have seen his list. Three of the names are muppets.

3. One time Sam Reich ate so many Lucky Charms marshmallows he had to go to the hospital.

Sam is the best and it’s a privilege to work with him. Way to go, Sam!
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