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Question 13:
“Chad” is standing six feet away from “Samantha” in a frat basement.
If the “pheromones” in his hair gel exert an attractive force n, but the fact that he’s wearing hair gel exerts an opposing force p, at what point will Chad be an obnoxious fucking douchebag?
