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Drunk-o-Vision VIII on CollegeHumor

Caldwell once again proves himself the master of online illustration. This is probably my favorite one to date. If you like it, would you mind digging it.

I love Drunk-o-Vision.

Also, do you think you have illustration talent? Caldwell’s talent will stomp all over your talent’s face until your talent apologizes for being presumptuous.

Then maybe later your talent’s at the hospital, filing a police report about the assault. Just as your talent finishes, the sketch artist drops his pencil. The policemen look at the portrait of your attacker, and whisper to one another. The biggest policeman stands up and tells you there’s nothing they can do. Caldwell’s talent is above their law.

This is when you notice that all the policemen have peed their pants out of fear.

Anyway, kid got skillz, is all I’m sayin’.
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