Owen Proudly Presents: Blog
The only blog of a city-dwelling twenty-something available anywhere on the internet. Changes color in warm water.
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“3. Motion- Mimic human movement by downplaying your lack of bone structure and increasing fluidity in your limbs. When in doubt, give the human what is called a ‘thumbs-up.’”
-Sarah Schneider, The Human Survival Guide (For Zombies)
