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conormckeon:

Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures
I can’t recall being more proud of an article than I am with this. If you enjoyed it, you can digg it here.

The Best.

conormckeon:

Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures

I can’t recall being more proud of an article than I am with this. If you enjoyed it, you can digg it here.

The Best.


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    this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen, if i may be so superlative about matters. ohmygodwaytoolong:
  3. notean reblogged this from conormckeon and added:
    OMG This is sooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood
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    I can’t even pick a favorite.
  7. mintgreenshellpink reblogged this from streeter and added:
    OMFG! I’m becoming irreverent. Hannah, this is your fault. And this may also be Catullus’ fault.
  8. andrewbridgman reblogged this from owenparsons and added:
    Time-travelling womanizer Conor McKeon learned from the finest.
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    you’re welcome.
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    susannawolff:conormckeon:...“Part ‘em” killed me
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