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A few things about Twilight New Moon

Post reblogged from amandalynferri

amandalynferri:

annamarie:

1. It was worse than I ever could’ve imagined

2. Edward and Bella are in an abusive relationship, right?

3. None of the actors are taking it seriously

4. Everyone gets a look on their face like they’re about to vomit every time they talk. I think they’re trying to express emotion, but it looks like they’re going to vomit.

5. Can’t wait to see Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite take on the latest Twilight film comes from io9:

New Moon, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Celibacy

Twilight is satirizing itself. It all makes sense now.
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  I think this opinion really does represent how every girl sees Twilight. “It’s shit, but I love it!”
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  6. IT WAS AWESOME.
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  so i have no clue who the person that actually wrote this this (nor the person i reblogged from but that’s beside the...
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  #3, I’m inclined
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  I was too busy staring at Jacob and Carlisle.
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  This is the truth and...can say that because I actually did go to see it, on opening...
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  amandalynferri:annamarie:...Mindy. Me. Sunday. 2PM. ROCK OUT.
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  This, except substitute constipated for “(about/going) to vomit”.
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