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A dilemma: I rather like the idea of becoming Caldwell’s enemy, but I met him today and turns out he is a fine young man who makes my half-assed jokes pretty and me money.
Decisions, decisions.
(Although to be fair, I’m quite certain Owen had a hand in this as well.)
Perhaps we should cut out the middleman and both become Owen’s enemy?
YES. Owen is an excellent choice of nemesis. It also helps if you’re not a fan of Ben Joseph… it’s kind of a package deal with those two. And I don’t wanna sway your decisions, but if you join team Owenemy I could probably bedazzle us some pretty sick denim jackets. Think about it.
Dear Marina, Caldwell and Conor: I welcome all challengers to the throne. But know this, should you take up rank together: by the time you finish reading this sentence, you’ve already been slain. Your ill-chosen words are dead upon your lips, your bodies are but dust, and your bedazzled jackets now flap across the battlefield like torn standards in the wind.
