dangurewitch:

Dance Clubs Are The Worst. An original dance song about hating dance clubs. Written by me & Sarah, directed by Vince, with damn catchy music written & produced by Jesse Novak. This one comes from a very real place.

(via vincentpeone)

I loathe dance clubs. Jen enjoys them, so we have more than a few mild arguments on the subject: I posit that I will not be going with her and her friends to pay terrible sums of money in an expensive, deafeningly loud sweat-cave. She responds that relationships are about compromise. I counter that “avoiding dance clubs” is a prime directive, uncompromisable as a key component of my identity. She asks if this directive is more prime than others, like for instance, “not dying alone as a bitter, unloved wreck.” 

The conversation after that varies, but usually she gives up on the dance club idea and just punches me instead. Anyway, this video is great.

Source: vincentpeone
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    This College Humor video features...new original song by Jesse Novak! Or,
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    clubs. I love dancing, I love drinking, I love loud music. I love all three simultaneously. But I hate clubbing.
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    1) I love everything about this video 2) I can’t believe Marina is only crediting her freshman year as preparation for...
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    this doesn’t really encourage it.. im more into .....salsa club. yessire :D
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    This is truly “LOL-worthy”; so agreeable while totally ironic at the same time. (Yeah, I know, Ryan; I hate clubs...
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    Jen enjoys them, so we have more than a few mild arguments on the subject: I posit that I will not be going
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    This perfectly voices everything I hate...these places and, BONUS, it’s a
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