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collegehumor:

Da Vinci’s “Vitruvian Man” Goes to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83920siO21qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogwell.tumblr.com/post/1049840301"&gt;blogwell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/1049800950/da-vincis-vitruvian-man-goes-to-college-art"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1808793"&gt;Da Vinci’s “Vitruvian Man” Goes to College&lt;/a&gt; - Art Imitates College Life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well these were fun to draw!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am very impressed by these.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049881187</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049881187</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:17:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>benjoseph:

Photoshop’s New Photobomb Tool - I “directed” this...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1940686&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1940686&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1940686&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://benjoseph.tumblr.com/post/1049245160/photoshops-new-photobomb-tool-i-directed-this"&gt;benjoseph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940686"&gt;Photoshop’s New Photobomb Tool&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; - I “directed” this script by Sarah and Owen. Any excuse to get Adam Newman naked. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/1049133812/photoshops-new-photobomb-tool-youve-never-had-so"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really happy with how this one turned out. Written by Me and &lt;a href="http://sothisishappening.com/"&gt;Sarah&lt;/a&gt;, directed by &lt;a href="http://benjoseph.tumblr.com/"&gt;Ben&lt;/a&gt;, nakedness by &lt;a href="http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/"&gt;Adam&lt;/a&gt;. Also thanks to Ben and Lacy for putting up with me while I stumbled through my first-ever voiceover role.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049400186</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049400186</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:26:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Updated...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l830v53S5b1qzopomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Updated again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(re: &lt;a href="http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/1048583292/updated"&gt;&lt;a href="http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/1048583292/updated"&gt;http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/1048583292/updated&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049050068</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1049050068</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:01:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>streeter:

collegehumor:

Editorial Camping Retreat,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81z7qfXlO1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/1048091665/collegehumor-editorial-camping-retreat"&gt;streeter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/1046322851/editorial-camping-retreat-adirondacks-august"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Editorial Camping Retreat, Adirondacks, August 2010.  The least wacky “wacky picture” that has ever been taken.  And, of course, here’s the &lt;a href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4112/4947514180_224b33284e_b.jpg"&gt;nice version&lt;/a&gt; for all you parents out there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Owen and Susanna, struggling to look wacky.  Pat, failing miserably. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man, you should have seen the wacky face I made half a second later. It was the stuff of wacky legend. I am glad Suze and I ended up with identical expressions, though. We bookend this group photo pretty well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GPOY(and everyone you work with)W&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1048321921</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1048321921</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:49:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Born With A Black Hat”
Check out this great...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/axgUW8B8KBw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/axgUW8B8KBw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Born With A Black Hat”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out this great animation from &lt;a href="http://waverlyfilms.com/"&gt;Waverly Films&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://loneyinfermo.com/"&gt;Lonely Infermo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1042060113</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1042060113</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>joshruben:

collegehumor:

Summer of Music: The Gooch - It’s the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939799&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939799&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939799&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshruben.tumblr.com/post/1037263153/collegehumor-summer-of-music-the-gooch-its"&gt;joshruben&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/1037257023/summer-of-music-the-gooch-its-the-new-dance"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939799"&gt;Summer of Music: The Gooch&lt;/a&gt; - It’s the new dance craze that’s creeping the nation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The weirdest music video I’ve ever directed (and sang!). Shot by Vin, written by Sarah, produced by Eva. Let the weirdness embrace you. Inspired by my love of Tim &amp; Eric.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do the Gooch! No questions. Just do it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1037375735</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1037375735</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:11:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

North Korea on Google Maps.
Search it if you dare...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qadeSOva1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/1010794442/north-korea-on-google-maps-search-it-if-you-dare"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1808526"&gt;North Korea on Google Maps.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Search it if you dare (to fall in love with its superiority).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New article on Collegehumor!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1011012856</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1011012856</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:47:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Did you ever wonder how they make all those different kinds of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7onf3JiNA1qzopomo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you ever wonder how they make all those different kinds of dairy products out of raw milk, but didn’t have a handy flowchart showing you all the different dairy processes and possible end results in relation to one another? Well now you do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I bet you didn’t expect to learn this much about milk today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1006116648</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/1006116648</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Awaken - Dethklok
Monday morning wake-up song. </title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.owenparsons.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/998132903/tumblr_l7cqnbaIrs1qzopom&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Awaken - Dethklok&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Monday morning wake-up song. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/998132903</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/998132903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:00:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Soooooooo… is it just all “R” tiles or what?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7j5fpAUii1qzopomo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Soooooooo… is it just all “R” tiles or what?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/990110366</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/990110366</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:28:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Blackout - The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
TDotHT is a band...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.owenparsons.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/983512712/tumblr_l7gq9dwHGc1qzopom&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blackout - The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TDotHT is a band that rocks up some H.P. Lovecraft-style jams. I bought their 2007 album “The Shadow Out of Tim” today as a posthumous b-day gift to their dead muse, expecting a couple loose songs that were mostly fun lyrics and little else of substance. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Turns out they’re the real deal, legitimately rocking out on That Which Man Was Not Meant To Know. Colour &lt;em&gt;(out of space)&lt;/em&gt; me surprised!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/983512712</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/983512712</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:56:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy birthday to Howard Phillips Lovecraft, you lunatic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7fowtoHdx1qztitko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy birthday to Howard Phillips Lovecraft, you lunatic bastard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/982501561</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/982501561</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:11:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I heard some of you city dwellers were looking for more excuses...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7bbaqsIsh1qzopomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I heard some of you city dwellers were looking for more excuses to go to the UCB. Here’s your chance- &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2240"&gt;PRISON FREAKS: A Talent Show&lt;/a&gt; just got two more showings on August 19th and 26th. &lt;span&gt;It’s the only talent show starring the criminally retarded and insane.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Go see it! It is a hilarious nightmare.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/968132356</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/968132356</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:54:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The pictured gentlemen are Alex Rogers and Alex Tarzy, two very...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l799dnOtfF1qzopomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The pictured gentlemen are Alex Rogers and Alex Tarzy, two very funny people with whom I shared a college improv troupe, humor magazine, fraternity, and starting next month, an apartment. This is the only picture I could find of them together.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s going to be magical.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/963439876</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/963439876</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Doomsday Algorithm</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_rule"&gt;The Doomsday Algorithm&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’ve never been so disappointed by a definition.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937964134</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937964134</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:04:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>joshruben:

benjoseph:

Predator’s Teenaged Son, a sketch...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939667&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939667&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1939667&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshruben.tumblr.com/post/937549480/benjoseph-predators-teenaged-son-a-sketch"&gt;joshruben&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://benjoseph.tumblr.com/post/937480775/predators-teenaged-son-a-sketch-written-by-me"&gt;benjoseph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939667"&gt;Predator’s Teenaged Son&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;, a sketch written by me and Owen Parsons. I’m really digging Snark Rocket’s character designs - they managed to make a teenaged Predator totes adorable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I voiced everything not human in this. Love how this turned out. Emo hair on a predator child is priceless. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Being a teenager sucks no matter what planet you’re on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937582708</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937582708</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:15:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Forgot to reblog this when it came out, but here’s a link...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ztzqom2m1qzopomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forgot to reblog this when it came out, but here’s a link to &lt;a href="http://www.dorkly.com/comic/2480/red-dead-moral-code"&gt;Red Dead Redemption Moral Code&lt;/a&gt;, the comic I drew for Dorkly last week based on a very funny idea from &lt;a href="http://streeter.tumblr.com/"&gt;Streeter&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve divided the rest of this post into two sections-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;For comics nerds:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of you are probably familiar with &lt;a href="http://dresdencodak.com/"&gt;Dresden Codak&lt;/a&gt;, and if not, let’s familiarize you: it is an online comic, it is superb, and it is mandatory reading for cool people. Better yet, its creator, Aaron Diaz, recently started up a &lt;a href="http://dresdencodak.tumblr.com/"&gt;brand new blog&lt;/a&gt; to discuss effective techniques in comics, and his musings are every bit as fun and enlightening as would be suggested by the skillz he routinely employs to pay his billz.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This Red Dead comic was my first attempt at some of the techniques Diaz talks about. It’s all kinds of tentative, but I’m really pleased with how it came out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;For everyone else:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s cowboys!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937364941</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/937364941</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:07:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>!PRANK-O-BLASTERS PRANK ALERT!
Get this: last week I asked to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6lhta6mBa1qzopomo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6lhta6mBa1qzopomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6lhta6mBa1qzopomo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!PRANK-O-BLASTERS PRANK ALERT!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get this: last week I asked to borrow Caldwell’s tape. HIS TAPE! &lt;em&gt;And he just gave it to me!&lt;/em&gt; He was completely unaware that things were about to get &lt;em&gt;a little crazy&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I decided to &lt;strong&gt;totally shut down &lt;/strong&gt;one of his desk drawers (with his own tape, no less!!!). Now there’s a desk drawer he can’t use anymore! Caldwell was &lt;em&gt;blown away &lt;/em&gt;when I showed him&lt;em&gt;, &lt;/em&gt;he just stood there saying stuff like ”You’re wasting tape,” and “That’s not really my desk drawer.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not anymore, it’s not! Caldwell Tanner, you just got &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PRANK-O-BLASTED.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/933588187</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/933588187</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:17:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Prank-O-Blasters</category></item><item><title>kevinslane:

adamhrabik:

Man quits job by tendering...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ycceyJq11qz7p46o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinslane.tumblr.com/post/933294687/adamhrabik-man-quits-job-by-tendering"&gt;kevinslane&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamhrabik.tumblr.com/post/933216190/man-quits-job-by-tendering-resignation-gives"&gt;adamhrabik&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Man quits job by tendering resignation, gives management appropriate notice in advance&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Holy shit, you guys, this was great!  Good for him!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh wow, this is awesome! Click through for more photos of him talking about how his boss was “a pleasure to work for.” So funny!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/933359633</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/933359633</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:23:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blogwell:

bustedtees:

Soup R’ Crackers
Punch Here
Erase...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6xynfHN1A1qzcxzqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogwell.tumblr.com/post/932333895/bustedtees-soup-r-crackers-punch-here-erase"&gt;blogwell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.bustedtees.com/post/932158790/soup-r-crackers-punch-here-erase-me"&gt;bustedtees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Soup R' Crackers" href="http://www.bustedtees.com/souprcrackers"&gt;Soup R’ Crackers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Punch Here" href="http://www.bustedtees.com/punchhere"&gt;Punch Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Erase Me" href="http://www.bustedtees.com/eraseme"&gt;Erase Me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please consider these shirts for purchasing!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Indeed! New shirts for fans of under-appreciated comedy shows, persons who wish to hasten mugging transactions, and photoshop users!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Operate them with your torso!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/932660703</link><guid>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/932660703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:21:48 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
