The only blog of a city-dwelling twenty-something available anywhere on the internet. Changes color in warm water.I write for: CollegeHumor And am the Coeditor of: Dorkly.com Looking for Something Online That I Made? Click here for that. Looking for Live comedy? OK Then click Here And here is a Twitter if that is your thing: owenbparsons var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4947409-2"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @owenparsons)http://www.owenparsons.net/<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774637" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dangurewitch.tumblr.com/post/23726666960/all-nighter-mexican-standoff-this-sketch-by">dangurewitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/KFFCc4">All-Nighter: Mexican Standoff.</a></strong> This sketch (by Owen) is my favorite so far that we’ve shot during tonight’s 12-hour sketch marathon. Check out all the other All-Nighter sketches <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/allnighter">here</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Despite the late hour & the constant all-nighter distractions, everyone really brought their A game to this very, very silly sketch I wrote. Thank you from the bottom of my sleep-deprived heart.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23771256937http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23771256937Fri, 25 May 2012 22:22:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lex4HpoT1qz8ca1o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kevincorrigan.tumblr.com/post/23747060628/jeffrubinjeffrubin-i-took-some-pictures-at-last">kevincorrigan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/23745847387/i-took-some-pictures-at-last-nights-all-nighter">jeffrubinjeffrubin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I took some pictures at last night’s All-Nighter.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last night was fun!</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s such a pleasure to be here.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23769684493http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23769684493Fri, 25 May 2012 21:58:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ldzwsqf61qcolx2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah I’m skeeeeeee… </p> <p>skeeeee-ballin’</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23769599942http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23769599942Fri, 25 May 2012 21:56:55 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774453" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23718513379/eating-contest-with-ben-schwartz-put-your">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><span><a href="http://bit.ly/JgJBMI">Eating Contest with Ben Schwartz</a> </span></strong></p> <p><span></span><span>Put your sandwich where your mouth is!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Number Four! - All Nighter videos always turn up the crazy, and the Ben/Amir joints are already plenty insane. I love how many extremely funny, totally unrelated bits are swirling around in this one.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23720050834http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23720050834Fri, 25 May 2012 01:19:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k7ejtTgm1qasthro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23719730671/the-bbqr-i-picked-this-video-for-three-reasons">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/Kf4jQX">The <span class="caps">BBQ</span>’r</a></strong></p> <p>I picked this video for three reasons. 1) The video is only 8 seconds long, but I can easily spend an entire day laughing about it. 2) Owen really wanted to pick this video but I called dibs. 3) Fuck you, Owen.</p> </blockquote> <p>Caldwell Tanner: internet connoisseur and world-class sonofabitch.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23719922489http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23719922489Fri, 25 May 2012 01:16:13 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774450" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23715914177/just-released-hardly-working-drawing-board-dan">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Just Released: <a href="http://bit.ly/Kf52BL">Hardly Working - Drawing Board</a></strong></p> <p>Dan is painfully unfunny. </p> </blockquote> <p>All Nighter #3!</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23716873290http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23716873290Fri, 25 May 2012 00:05:56 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774434" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23710429215/hardly-working-divorced-dad-you-dont-need-to">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/Jgux1K">Hardly Working: Divorced Dad</a></strong>  </p> <p><span>You don’t need to be a family to be dysfunctional.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>The All-Nighter continues. I play a policeman in this, which is the closest I’ll ever get to a job my parents can be proud of.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23711535351http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23711535351Thu, 24 May 2012 22:32:33 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774421" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23704060012/presenting-the-first-all-nighter-video-hardly">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/JHwfsr">Presenting the first All Nighter Video: Hardly Working - Spitballing</a></strong></p> <p>There are no bad ideas, just weird ones.</p> </blockquote> <p>The ALL NIGHTER begins! Join us for the next ten hours as we slowly collapse into exhausted delirium, and tune in <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/allnighter">here</a> for the live commentary from us and celebrity guests. We’ve already gotten Don Cheadle on the phone. I can’t imagine where it will go from here.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23711421331http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23711421331Thu, 24 May 2012 22:30:52 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/751LAJ1kwEM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23612485792/best-friends-videogame-club-episode-02">bfvgc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=751LAJ1kwEM">Best Friends! VideoGame Club - Episode 02 - Intervention</a></strong></p> <p>Marina’s bad habits are ruining game night, so Caldwell, Owen and Murph decide to hold an intervention.</p> <p><span>Join the club at </span><a href="http://www.bfvgc.com/">BFVGC.com</a><span>, and check back next wednesday for a new episode!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Please enjoy <a href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23612485792/best-friends-videogame-club-episode-02">Best Friends! Videogame Club Episode 2: Plaid Sandwich</a>.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23614988008http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23614988008Wed, 23 May 2012 13:15:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fiq2ZeiW1rucj7bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23550028086/just-a-reminder-that-theres-a-new-episode-of-best">bfvgc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Just a reminder that there’s a new episode of <strong>Best Friends! VideoGame Club</strong> releasing <strong>TOMORROW</strong>. It’s full of laughs and lady tea-bagging.</span></p> <p><span></span>And, If you missed the first episode, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC6y7P-6Tro">you can see it here RIGHT NOW! </a></p> </blockquote> <p>This week on a very special <a href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/">BFVGC</a> - Caldwell is hospitalized after a devastating lady tea-bagging. To raise money for his operation, Owen, Marina & Murph stack themselves in a trenchcoat and enter a tri-county air trombone competition. Jason Mraz guest stars.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23550850604http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23550850604Tue, 22 May 2012 13:21:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b1azIyfV1qaxrppo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miketrapp.tumblr.com/post/23549998662/darcy-makes-a-fantastic-femme-fatale-catch">miketrapp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>D’Arcy makes a fantastic femme fatale.</p> <p>Catch Death Wears Stilettos on Thursday 5/24 at 9:30 PM. We’re paired with <em>The Bachelor: Romance, Roses, and Romance.</em>  <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3029">Click through for reservations</a>.</p> <p>This, and all the other great photos I’ll be posting this week were taken by <a href="http://ariscott.com/">Ari Scott</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve said this before, but go see <em>Death Wears Stilettos</em>. Five dollars gets you two back-to-back UCB shows, so really this is only like $2.50 (!). That’s crazy! Go see this crazy great show. </p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23550366999http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23550366999Tue, 22 May 2012 13:09:43 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6773150" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cockenblog.tumblr.com/post/23548652628/collegehumor-john-mayers-hologram-with-john">cockenblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23548423433/john-mayers-hologram-with-john-mayer-unable-to">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/KQCjkb%20">John Mayer’s Hologram (with John Mayer)</a></strong></h1> <p><span>Unable to tour due to throat problems, John gets a digital replacement just like Tupac’s. Only not.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>“Love is hard. Snow is fun. Candles are a metaphor? Remember the lake? We were are children. ENJOY IT!” - Hologram John Mayer</p> </blockquote>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23548929162http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23548929162Tue, 22 May 2012 12:34:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dxs8PUgz1rucj7bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23489980088/heres-a-sneak-peek-from-this-weeks-new-episode">bfvgc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Here’s a sneak peek from this week’s new episode of Best Friends! VideoGame Club. </strong></p> <p>Check back on Wednesday to see what happens when the guys hold an intervention for Marina.</p> </blockquote>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23523452918http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23523452918Mon, 21 May 2012 22:56:15 -0400bfvgcbest friends! videogame club<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48yszGqiN1qzvnpdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailydcu.com/post/23324563963/bane-title-card-from-batman-the-animated">dcu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“BANE” title card from Batman: The Animated Series</strong></p> <p>I started writing an article of the ten “worst” episodes of BTAS (which is hard, because even at its worst it was still great), and forgot how <em>epic</em> this title card was. This episode is not on the list, because damn did they get Bane right!</p> </blockquote> <p>Bane and Batman: TAS are two of my favorite Batman-related things. And yeah, this title card is baller.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23331815222http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23331815222Sat, 19 May 2012 00:02:48 -0400Kevin: work is so hard<br /> Owen: want to play magic<br /> Kevin: haha surehttp://www.owenparsons.net/post/23302932792http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23302932792Fri, 18 May 2012 15:36:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48981fzDd1qasthro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23295655874/the-annual-collegehumor-all-nighter-is-here">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" id="id_4fb67c336f46c3919107504"><br/><strong>The annual CollegeHumor All-Nighter is here!</strong><br/><br/>Featuring:<br/>- 12 brand new videos filmed, edited, and released in 12 hours<br/><br/><span class="text_exposed_show">- A LIVE office video stream throughout the night<br/><br/>- Back by demand: The Chris Gethard Insult-O-Thon<br/><br/>- Awesome surprise guests that we’re not allowed to mention yet<br/><br/>- A LIVE Dinosaur Office<br/><br/>- Lots of free giveaways and contests for you to win<br/><br/>- All-new Jake & Amir<br/><br/>- Appearances from David Young and Sarah Schneider <br/><br/>- Even more things awesome things that we just don’t remember right now <br/><br/><br/>Set every alarm in your phone. You do not wanna miss what we have in store for this year.<br/><br/>MAY 24 8pm (EST) - May 25 8am (EST)</span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/></span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/></span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/></span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/441787442498966/">RSVP HERE</a></strong><br/></span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/></span></div> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/></span></div> </blockquote> <p>GET READY</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23298874651http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23298874651Fri, 18 May 2012 14:05:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VC6y7P-6Tro?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23170793192/best-friends-videogame-club-episode-01-pc">bfvgc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC6y7P-6Tro">Best Friends! VideoGame Club - Episode 01 - PC Gamers</a></strong></p> <p>Game night faces ruin when Brian and Owen decide to be PC Gamers.<br/><br/>Join the club at <a href="http://www.bfvgc.com">BFVGC.com</a>, and check back next wednesday for a new episode!</p> </blockquote> <p>The first episode of our new series is out now! Enjoy.</p> <p>Behind the Scenes Fact: The awesome <a href="http://miketrapp.tumblr.com/">Mike Trapp</a> plays PC Gamer, and he rides a custom modded Captain America scooter with a special holster for carrying around his 2-liter of orange soda. We didn’t add any music to the end of his scene, that’s just what the universe does whenever you get told by any hombre riding such a rad-ass scooter. </p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23206918324http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23206918324Wed, 16 May 2012 22:34:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43214knku1rwnp75o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andrewbridgman.tumblr.com/post/23123743815/dorkly-welcome-to-the-official-dorkly-com" class="tumblr_blog">andrewbridgman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/23122594416/welcome-to-the-official-dorkly-com-tumblr-allow">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Welcome to the OFFICIAL <strong><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/">Dorkly.com</a></strong> Tumblr!</p> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/">Allow us to introduce ourselves…</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Dorkly’s on Tumblr! Follow it, unless you’re okay with not having this gif readily available to you.</p></blockquote>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23132368887http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23132368887Tue, 15 May 2012 19:49:55 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9qzqnvJfjDM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bfvgc.tumblr.com/post/23041846952/best-friends-videogame-club-teaser-trailer-in">bfvgc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Best Friends! VideoGame Club Teaser Trailer</strong></p> <p>In this clip, Owen and Caldwell show two girls how cool and totally normal they both are. </p> <p>Watch the premiere on May 16th, and check back every wednesday for new episodes!</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/chmurph">Murph</a>, <a href="http://loldwell.com/">Caldwell</a>, <a href="http://cockenblog.tumblr.com/">Marina</a>, <a href="https://vimeo.com/bbanksfilms">Brendan</a> & I worked very hard and had a lot of fun making this new video series for you to enjoy. It premieres this Wednesday! Enjoy!</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23042951622http://www.owenparsons.net/post/23042951622Mon, 14 May 2012 12:36:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3aw16o5uZ1qasthro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miketrapp.tumblr.com/post/22128807383/collegehumor-wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown">miketrapp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22127759559/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/KumDX0">Wanderlunch: Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Carnival Cheeseburger Pizza</a><em><br/></em></strong></p> <p><em>Wherever in the world novelty food items break, our fad food correspondent, Jon Gabrus, will be there to eat it and report back. Have a tip? Send it to us at <span class="caps">CHW</span>anderlunch@Gmail.com</em></p> </blockquote> <p>So, CollegeHumor sent Gabrus to Dubai just to eat a pizza.</p> </blockquote> <p>Really fun read.</p>http://www.owenparsons.net/post/22128930344http://www.owenparsons.net/post/22128930344Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:57:09 -0400