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A Guide to Lunchtime Social Groups, Through Life [click to see more]

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite article on CollegeHumor is, I direct them to this page.
Also, whenever I want to show people what my favorite article on CollegeHumor is, I like to make up a reality in which people actually ask me about things like that.

collegehumor:

A Guide to Lunchtime Social Groups, Through Life [click to see more]

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite article on CollegeHumor is, I direct them to this page.

Also, whenever I want to show people what my favorite article on CollegeHumor is, I like to make up a reality in which people actually ask me about things like that.

Source: College Humor

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Trooper: Laser Sword

Dreadlord tries out some deadly new features.  

I wrote this episode with Ben! Lightsaber jokes abound. Hope you enjoy.

Source: College Humor

alexwatt:

DaU2ubePrince6969 - Rap Music Video Audition (Tryout)’

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CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart
We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!



I drew a bunch of Sports-Likers enjoying the Grand Bowl!



This is the funniest interactive superbowl-themed seating chart I’ve ever seen

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collegehumor:

CollegeHumor’s Interactive Super Bowl Seating Chart

We made you an Interactive seating chart to help you choose your Super Bowl seat wisely. Click to check out it!

I drew a bunch of Sports-Likers enjoying the Grand Bowl!

This is the funniest interactive superbowl-themed seating chart I’ve ever seen

Source: College Humor

Dorkly Bits: Excitebike Maniac

To this day, I remember my childhood outings to the neighborhood Pizza Hut not for the family togetherness or reasonably-priced pizza substitute, but for the joy I found in the Excitebike cabinet they had set up in the front. I’m glad we finally got a chance to utilize those memories in a Dorkly Bit.

Also, Murph and I play sportscasters!

New comic on Dorkly: How to Succeed in Hero Academy Without Really Trying
Hero Academy is a super fun iPhone game that took over the nerd wing of the office this past week! I love it, even if epic fantasy armies become way less epic once micropayments get involved.

New comic on Dorkly: How to Succeed in Hero Academy Without Really Trying

Hero Academy is a super fun iPhone game that took over the nerd wing of the office this past week! I love it, even if epic fantasy armies become way less epic once micropayments get involved.

Tonight all the coolest CollegeHumor writers were over at Murph’s apartment, either in the living room, watching the Royal Rumble on Pay-Per-View, or in the bathroom, vomiting up the ten Slim Jims that seemed like a really hilarious idea at the time.

Tonight all the coolest CollegeHumor writers were over at Murph’s apartment, either in the living room, watching the Royal Rumble on Pay-Per-View, or in the bathroom, vomiting up the ten Slim Jims that seemed like a really hilarious idea at the time.

Caldwell & I dissect the next Resident Evil game.

Caldwell & I dissect the next Resident Evil game.

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This picture gets even funnier once you realize how allergic to nuts I am, and how much brain damage this prank gave I.

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Want more behind the scenes photos of us ruining each other’s lives?

Become a Facebook fan!

This picture gets even funnier once you realize how allergic to nuts I am, and how much brain damage this prank gave I.

Source: College Humor

No joke has ever been over harder than this.

No joke has ever been over harder than this.

Source: justinrampage