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I work here: CollegeHumor
Sketch comedy here: Upright Citizens Brigade
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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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Caldwell & I dissect the next Resident Evil game.

Caldwell & I dissect the next Resident Evil game.


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~ Tuesday, January 24 ~
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collegehumor:

Want more behind the scenes photos of us ruining each other’s lives?
Become a Facebook fan!

This picture gets even funnier once you realize how allergic to nuts I am, and how much brain damage this prank gave I.

collegehumor:

Want more behind the scenes photos of us ruining each other’s lives?

Become a Facebook fan!

This picture gets even funnier once you realize how allergic to nuts I am, and how much brain damage this prank gave I.

(Source: College Humor)


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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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No joke has ever been over harder than this.

No joke has ever been over harder than this.

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~ Thursday, January 19 ~
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collegehumor:

Skyrim Hoarders

New comic on Dorkly! View it on whichever computer you’re not currently playing Skyrim on.

collegehumor:

Skyrim Hoarders

New comic on Dorkly! View it on whichever computer you’re not currently playing Skyrim on.

(Source: College Humor)


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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
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newsweek:

Tweets from kids trying to use Wikipedia for their homework—and failing. SOPA! 
[h/t gangster curator Katie Notopoulos]

Every generation has their casualties of war. Ours just happen to be extra hilarious.

newsweek:

Tweets from kids trying to use Wikipedia for their homework—and failing. SOPA! 

[h/t gangster curator Katie Notopoulos]

Every generation has their casualties of war. Ours just happen to be extra hilarious.


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~ Tuesday, January 17 ~
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collegehumor:

Introducing Dire Consequences - Episode One: 50 Mile Walk

Two men. One game of Rock Paper Scissors. One really long walk home.

This is fantastic, and 100% real. The first ten seconds are the most emotionally tense moments I’ve ever spent watching a comedy video.

(Source: College Humor)


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~ Monday, January 16 ~
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Rejected Zelda Companions - click through for more!
I wrote this one with Caldwell after our shared frustration with a certain nagging sword lady. Enjoy!

Rejected Zelda Companions - click through for more!

I wrote this one with Caldwell after our shared frustration with a certain nagging sword lady. Enjoy!


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Please enjoy the first strike of a brand new comic: Mortal Kombat Mistake 
FINISH IT over on Dorkly!

Please enjoy the first strike of a brand new comic: Mortal Kombat Mistake 

FINISH IT over on Dorkly!


~ Friday, January 13 ~
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leilacohanmiccio:

This is TONIGHT at 7:30!
Stone Cold Fox, led by the FUCKING INCREDIBLE Shannon O’Neill, has worked our collective ass off on this show and I’m really excited by what we’ve created - the weirdest, most fucked up, funniest Choose Your Own Adventure book come to life on stage. I’d love to see you there tonight, but if you can’t make it, come on out next Friday! Make those reservations!

leilacohanmiccio:

This is TONIGHT at 7:30!

Stone Cold Fox, led by the FUCKING INCREDIBLE Shannon O’Neill, has worked our collective ass off on this show and I’m really excited by what we’ve created - the weirdest, most fucked up, funniest Choose Your Own Adventure book come to life on stage. I’d love to see you there tonight, but if you can’t make it, come on out next Friday! Make those reservations!


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~ Tuesday, January 10 ~
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Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest dead man alive.

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest dead man alive.


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